JEFF

Occupation: Insurance claims adjuster

Turn-ons: Romance, synergy, Cameron Crowe films

Turn-offs: Confrontation, rejection, people who use their car horns

The hero of our tale, Jeff is "The Nice Guy". Women love to be his friend, but rarely seem to end up dating him. Cursed with involuntary decency, he often finds himself stepped on, taken advantage of, and yet remains hopeful that he'll one day find true love. Jeff lives with his two best friends, Frank and Peg, and is hopelessly in love his female friend Becki, who remains only that--his female friend. Jeff enjoys long talks, dreads holiday gatherings with his emotionally chaotic family where he always ends up the referee, and would like to meet and develop a lasting relationship with a really good therapist.