FRANK

Occupation: Mail Boxes 'N Stuff employee

Turn-ons: Cynicism, apathy, boobs

Turn-offs: Intimacy, political correctness, small boobs

One of Jeff's best friends since the fourth grade and one of his roommates, Frank is bitter, honest, perpetually frustrated and generally pissed off at the world. He's not afraid to speak his mind...no matter how many women it seems to repel. He hopes to one day be rich and famous and powerful so that he can lord it over his ex-girlfriend for dumping him and make her cry. Frank enjoys alternative rock, John Woo movies and America's favorite ice cream treat--Mr. Cookie Face. In his spare time, he secretly dreams of being Wesley Snipes.